Witness my ruthless slaughter of their tiny minds with my power of anti-psalm!

(Try it to Procol Harem's whiter shade of pail or I like birds by the Eels)

Pun and flames by AUB - the minstrel of Grimsby

I find life is best without the Son.

No more war with a cross and a gun!

I don't think religion helps a ton.

Just look at all the things they've done!

I'd rather be on the side that won.

Than take any shit from one more Nun!

All their talk is a load of dung.

Time to rebel while we're still young!

Exposing their lies can be most Fun.

We'll be a bigger pain than Atilla the Hun!

Just look at all those theists run!

(The inhaling organ is called the lung.)

This is too upbeat for Procol Harem!

And is far better spoken than sung.

Through the darkness, light has sprung!

Out of lies the truth is wrung.

Learn to debate and teach someone.

Use your mind and set phaser to stun!

All our heroes they burnt or hung!

Make more atheists for them to shun.

If they make a cross, stick out your tongue!

And mock them for having an I.Q. of one.

How can they bare to be Christian?

They'll always be on the bottom rung!

(I miss the 80's and Wang Chung.)

Now let's all go and enjoy the sun!

Stuff our-selves with a sticky bun.

And lie back and find more words to pun!

(Paper was invented by a guy called Cai Lun)

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